Tuesday, January 29, 2008

Breaking News.... Warrant for Sammy Sockpuppet issued

This just in from Chumashland in Santa Barbara County. Mr. Sammy Cohen, counsel for the Chumash Casino (and Vincent Armenta's sockpuppet) was supposed to appear in court today on charges of domestic violence. Basically, as we reported in December, he was beating his wife in front of the Chumash Casino and was arrested. Mr. Cohen FAILED TO APPEAR, and a bench warrant has been issued for his arrest. Stay tuned...

Previously on TribalWatch:

This time it was the "wine" not the "whine"..

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